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Characters Video Clip
A Small Sampling of Francine’s Outrageous Characters:
JOAN CRAWFORD as “Mommie Dearest”:
No more boring presentations.
Just watch Joan wreak havoc with your guests!
(Comes with her own metal hangers!)
Joan with Walter Winchell-type 40's broadcaster
(more Joan character photos below)
Joan and Rita Hayworth are pictured here on the SS American Victory Ship with their adoring fans in the armed
forces from WW II!
 

QUEEN ELIZABETH II:
Seen here with David Faustino
(Bud from TV’s “Married With Children” fame)
and at a divot stomp!
CARMEN MIRANDA
The forgotten fruity cha cha celebrity from South America with fruit on her head.
Makes any party salsa-spicy!
MADAME ZIMBA:
Zany antics from an old-world fortune teller! For an extra fee, she will bring along her cousin
-- Count Ziggalofsky, known as Count Ziggy!
JOAN RIVERS:
She's had so much plastic surgery done, she hardly looks like Joan anymore, (her fondest critics say she looks like
an aging Marilyn Monore), but her sharp wit and interview skills will keep you laughing on the red carpet!

CONFUCIUS:
Chinese Philosopher from 2,000 years ago with a modern twist—brings his own fortune cookies!
Bitsy Mae Harper
The tackiest ex-con country western singer--who longs to be rich white trash!
ZaZu Productions will create an unforgettable character just for your event!

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