Famous "ESPN 2 Johnny Extreme Commercial"
Interactive characters and comedy!
A Small Sampling of Francine's Outrageous Characters:
JOAN CRAWFORD as "Mommie Dearest":
No more boring presentations.
Just watch Joan wreak havoc with your guests!
(Comes with her own metal hangers!)
(more Joan character photos below)
Joan and Rita Hayworth are pictured here on the SS American Victory Ship with their adoring fans in the armed forces from WW II!
Joan with Elvis
and at a divot stomp!
QUEEN ELIZABETH II:
Seen here with David Faustino
(Bud from TV's "Married With Children" fame)
MADAME ZIMBA:Zany antics from an old-world fortune teller! For an extra fee, she will bring along her cousin -- Count Ziggalofsky, known as Count Ziggy!
She's had so much plastic surgery done, she hardly looks like Joan anymore, (her fondest critics say she looks like an aging Marilyn Monore), but her sharp wit and interview skills will keep you laughing on the red carpet!
Bitsy Mae Harper
The tackiest ex-con country
western singer--who longs to be rich white trash!
CONFUCIUSChinese Philosopher from 2,000 years ago with a modern twist—brings his own fortune cookies!